From: merriman@metronet.com (David K. Merriman)
Date: Thu, 11 Aug 94 08:12:12 PDT
To: cypherpunks@toad.com
Subject: NSA humor
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Saw this on alt.security - figured it was too good not to share:

In article <32d8gb$bml@ingate.adc.com> olsonm@ws3902.adc.com (Mark Olson)
writes:
>From: olsonm@ws3902.adc.com (Mark Olson)
>Subject: Re: NSA
>Date: 11 Aug 1994 13:19:07 GMT

>daemon9@netcom.com wrote:


>:       Does anyone know a *valid* number where I can reach the NSA?
>:       All my numbers are now invalid....

>No number needed!  Just pick up your mouse and talk into
>the hole in the bottom.  Say: "Hello, NSA?   I'd like to
>speak to the Director, please."

Dave Merriman