1997-04-08 - Re: Bot-generated insults

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From: Ray Arachelian <sunder@brainlink.com>
To: “Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM” <dlv@bwalk.dm.com>
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Message ID: <Pine.SUN.3.91.970408115823.14909A-100000@beast.brainlink.com>
Reply To: <uFgT5D77w165w@bwalk.dm.com>
UTC Datetime: 1997-04-08 16:51:32 UTC
Raw Date: Tue, 8 Apr 1997 09:51:32 -0700 (PDT)

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From: Ray Arachelian <sunder@brainlink.com>
Date: Tue, 8 Apr 1997 09:51:32 -0700 (PDT)
To: "Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM" <dlv@bwalk.dm.com>
Subject: Re: Bot-generated insults
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On Mon, 7 Apr 1997, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:

> Ray Arachelian <sunder@brainlink.com> writes:
> 
> > It figures you wouldn't know any other language than BASIC, and nadly
>                                                                   ^^^??

Thanks for the correction of that typo, yes, that should be >badly< not 
nadly. :)

> > written basic at that.  I've seen better code written by chimpanzees.
> 
> If Ray "Arsen" Arachelian can work for Earthweb, LLP, as an "associate
> network adiministrator", then I'm not surprised if they have chimpanzees
> writing Java code as well.

If "Dr." Dimitri Vulis, aka "Vebis, The Great Spamholio" can work for the 
KGB, then it is no wonder that Russia fell apart.  Then again, the word 
is that the NSA's human resources department hire by the same guidelines. 
Care to share what you know about this?

> I used to think that LISP is the best language for such apps, but wouldn't
> debase it by writing a simulation of a dandruff-covered Armenian in it.

Gee Vulis, I didn't know you were Armenian!

> ****************************************************************************

<Badly KGB chimp generated  LI(th)P code deleted>
 
Like I said, badly written chimp code, what else can be expected from 
you?  If indeed you wrote that code; more likely you snarffed it off some 
usenet group.  Its text smells suspiciously of an old IBM PC (yes, PC as 
in the predecesor of the XT) program called nSults.

Further, you are lying as usual.  There was never such a thing as 
Earthweb LLP, there isn't now.  There was Earthweb, LLC as in Limited 
Liability Corporation, but of course a clueless KGB shill of your 
caliber wouldn't know the difference.  It's now Earthweb, Inc. (This one 
free clue provided courtesy of the Clue Store.  If you'd like further 
clues, please call 1-900-GET-CLUE.  All calls are $2.95/minute, must be 
18 or older to call, or get your parents permission.)

As for the programmers Earthweb employs, I can assure you there is nary any
of the ape family. (Though some wear extremely cool beards :) And Java 
they can write.  But I code no Java, so I won't speak further on the issue.

Oh, and Vebis, please grab that mop behind the door and sweep the 
dandruff you've left behind off the floor.  I wouldn't want anyone 
mistaking it for snow and trying to ski on it.  Besides, I don't want to 
bother calling the health department on you for such an exhuberant lack 
of grooming.

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