From: HyperReal-Anon <nobody@sind.hyperreal.art.pl>
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 1998 14:22:24 -0700 (PDT)
To: cypherpunks@toad.com
Subject: Re: News for class
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On Sun, 30 Aug 1998, sboyd wrote:

> 
> Please inform me how I can get the news each day by e-mail at
> flashboyd@aol.com.  This information will be used in my comm class.
> 
> 

It's really easy, but requires some work with hardware. First, you open
your computer. Then you get a large sledgehammer and bash the inside of
the computer thrice. WARNING: If you do it less than three times this may
not work! Then, you get five liters of rubbing alcohol and pour it into
the machine, wait about a minute, then stick your head about an inch from
it and drop a match.

Congratulations! You're in the news!