From: HyperReal-Anon <firstname.lastname@example.org>
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UTC Datetime: 1998-08-30 21:22:24 UTC
Raw Date: Sun, 30 Aug 1998 14:22:24 -0700 (PDT)
From: HyperReal-Anon <email@example.com> Date: Sun, 30 Aug 1998 14:22:24 -0700 (PDT) To: firstname.lastname@example.org Subject: Re: News for class Message-ID: <c8a7cda48d60c733bd002a7f0098449f@anonymous> MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain On Sun, 30 Aug 1998, sboyd wrote: > > Please inform me how I can get the news each day by e-mail at > email@example.com. This information will be used in my comm class. > > It's really easy, but requires some work with hardware. First, you open your computer. Then you get a large sledgehammer and bash the inside of the computer thrice. WARNING: If you do it less than three times this may not work! Then, you get five liters of rubbing alcohol and pour it into the machine, wait about a minute, then stick your head about an inch from it and drop a match. Congratulations! You're in the news!