From: nobody@pmantis.berkeley.edu
Date: Sun, 16 Jan 94 18:13:15 PST
To: cypherpunks@toad.com
Subject: CYBERSPATIAL SNAKE *SQUISHING* CONTEST!! HUGE CASH PRIZE!!
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INTRODUCING

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   Introducing the SECRETLY QUIZZICAL UNIFIED INTERNET SNAKE HUNT!

          * THOUSANDS OF CONTESTANTS * HUGE CASH PRIZES *
         * FASCINATING DISCOVERIES * HEDONISTIC DELIGHTS * 
       * FANTASTIC FUN FOR EVERYONE * ENDLESS ENTERTAINMENT *

CONTENTS
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- INTRODUCTION
- UPDATES
- DEADLINE
- THE CASH PRIZE
- MORE ABOUT `SQUISH' & `FACE'
- QUESTIONS


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The recent WHITE HOT interest by multiple groups and individuals in the 

                 CYBERANARCHIST TENTACLE INFILTRATIONS

into the Internet have inspired an EXCITING NEW CONTEST and COMPETITION!

we, the Federation of Associations of Cyberspace Everywhere (FACE), 
announce the 

        SUPREMELY QUACKY UNIFIED INTERNET SNAKE HUNT! (SQUISH)


          * THOUSANDS OF CONTESTANTS * HUGE CASH PRIZES *
         * FASCINATING DISCOVERIES * HEDONISTIC DELIGHTS * 
       * FANTASTIC FUN FOR EVERYONE * FAMOUS PARTICIPANTS *


UPDATES
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  updates on the SQUISH contest will be posted regularly. Send in
  notice of the more spectacular point accumulations with proof for
  verifications immediately and the Halls of Fame and Shame.
  Unverified points are not valid toward the cash prize.


DEADLINE
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  TIME IS RUNNING OUT! AVOID INQUIRING FURTHER OR WAITING FOR FURTHER
  INSTRUCTIONS. START IMMEDIATELY! MONTHS OF PARTICIPATION ARE
  REQUIRED TO ACCUMULATE COMPETITIVE STANDING. SOME PARTICIPANTS
  ALREADY HAVE A HEAD START.
  
  THE CASH PRIZE WILL BE AWARDED APRIL 1, 1994. FURTHER INCREMENTS
  WILL BE AWARDED AT YEARLY INTERVALS THEREAFTER.


MORE ABOUT `SQUISH' AND `FACE'
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  The Federation of Associations of Cyberspace, Everywhere was founded
  in 1994 as a group that coordinates the activities among the many
  different online organizations. We have played a very low-profile
  role to date, and wanted to find some way of promoting our newfound
  alliance. We have groups combined from BBSes, local area networks,
  the Internet, and other global and local networks around the world
  (see below).

  We have built up some membership funds from the contributing
  organizations and private contributions to provide the prize money
  for SQUISH, and some private individuals have donated significant
  amounts. The contest was inspired by S.Boxx, who was the architect
  of point classifications and the current opponent lists. S.Boxx has
  also promised to provide any funds necessary for the successful
  completion of the contest. We hope that recent interest into snakes
  and tentacles by many on the Internet will make the contest
  spirited entertainment and a strong success.

  We encourage reporters and the media to use this announcement as our
  official press release. Feel free to redistribute or comment on
  this announcement in any forum.


QUESTIONS
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  Address further questions to cypherpunks@toad.com, gnu@toad.com,
  tcmay@netcom.com, or hughes@ah.com. Some additional information is
  available in RISKS 15.25, 15.27, 15.28x: ftp CRVAX.SRI.COM, login
  anonymous, directory RISKS: (include the colon), file RISKS-i.j

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       Introducing the STELLARLY QUOTABLE INTERNET SNAKE HUNT!

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Brought to you as a coordinated effort between the individuals

  * S.BOXX
  * MEDUSA
  * INFOCALYPSE
  * THE EXECUTIONER
  * PABLO ESCOBAR
  * DEADBEAT

and the Federation of Associations of Cyberspace Everywhere (FACE)

  * ILF (INFORMATION LIBERATION FRONT)
  * BLACKNET (INTERNET ESPIONAGE COORDINATION HEADQUARTERS)
  * BLOODNET (CYBERSPATIAL BLACK MARKETEERING AND LIQUIDATION SQUAD)
  * CRAM (CYBERSPATIAL REALITY ADVANCEMENT MOVEMENT)
  * CRaP (CYBERANARCHIST REPRESSION AND POISON)
  * CY{B,PH}ER{PU,WO}NKS

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          * THOUSANDS OF CONTESTANTS * HUGE CASH PRIZES *
         * FASCINATING DISCOVERIES * HEDONISTIC DELIGHTS * 
       * FANTASTIC FUN FOR EVERYONE * CRIMINAL CONVICTIONS *
     * GRISLY DEATH TORTURE * JUDGEMENT DAY * APOCALYPSE NOW *