From: D.C. Williams <dcwill@ee.unr.edu>
Date: Wed, 11 May 94 11:37:14 PDT
To: frissell@panix.com (Duncan Frissell)
Subject: Re: From Todays` RISKS column
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> Gee.  It's a good thing I don't "interact with any federal agency" or I'd 
> be really worried.
> 
> DCF
> 
> "Ver are yur paypers?"  
> 
> I lost them.
> I'm an illegal alien.  I don't have any.
> I'm a foreign tourist.
> I forget.
> I'm homeless.
> I'm an anarchist (a recognized alternative life/style) and I don't        
>   believe in such things.
> My dog ate them.
> As a product of the public schools, I couldn't read them so I must have   
>        thrown them away.
> Where are your papers?

A9: Gee . . . I dunno. Doesn't Hillary have them? 

A10: Last time I saw them, they were in Vince Foster's office . . .

A11: Call the Rose Law Firm. They're my lawyers.


=D.C. Williams