From: tallpaul@pipeline.com (tallpaul)
Date: Wed, 10 Apr 1996 18:54:36 +0800
To: cypherpunks@toad.com
Subject: Re: [NOISE] Federal Bureau of Indigestion
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On Apr 09, 1996 14:24:47, 'jim bell <jimbell@pacifier.com>' wrote: 
 
 
>At 09:15 AM 4/9/96 -0700, Dave Del Torto wrote: 
>>[forwards mercifully elided] 
>> 
>>FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that
was 
>>under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing

>>thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite an

>>appetite. The agent in charge of the investigation called a nearby pizza 
>>parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his colleagues. 
> 
>Funny stuff deleted. 
> 
>>PM:	   And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent? 
>>Agent:	   That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving. 
>>PM:	   How are you going to pay for all of this? 
>>Agent:	   I have my checkbook right here. 
>>PM:	   And you're _all_ FBI agents? 
>>Agent:	   That's right. Everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you remember 
>>	   to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the rear? 
>>	   We have the front doors locked. 
>>Pizza Guy: I don't _think_ so...  >click< 
> 
>I'm waiting for Unicorn to claim that the next phone call to the pizza
shop  
>was from a judge, who was placing a subpoena on the next 19 pizzas that
shop  
>produced, and ordered them delivered to the hospital for psychiatric  
>evaluation.  B^) 
> 
>Jim Bell 
>jimbell@pacifier.com 
> 
> 
 
Never trust or wait for lawyers, Jim. 
 
Go directly to the psychiatric hospital. Go to the back door. Tell them
you're only there to do research. 
 
--tallpaul