From: tcmay@got.net (Timothy C. May)
Date: Sun, 19 May 1996 17:28:32 +0800
To: Marc Escalier <cypherpunks@toad.com
Subject: Re: PLEASE HELP ME GO OUT OF THIS LIST!!!!!!
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At 9:14 PM 5/18/96, Marc Escalier wrote:
>how to go out of this list.
>please help me, it would be VERY NICE.


Thanks to recent legal inquiries by the Church of Scientology, they have
determined that Major Domo, believed to be an army officer stationed at
Fort George Meade, Maryland, is the control officer for the Cypherpunks
mailing list.

The Scientologists have determined that Major Domo works in "Terminal
Operations Access Division," or "T.O.A.D." By sending a message to
majordomo@toad.com, with the body messsage of  "unsubscribe cypherpunks"
(without the quote marks), Major Domo may choose to take pity on you and
remove you. Of course, his superior, Colonel Mode, may insist you remain on
the list.

--Klaus! von Future Prime

THE X-ON CONGRESS:  INDECENT COMMENT ON AN INDECENT SUBJECT, by Steve
Russell, American Reporter Correspondent....You motherfuckers in Congress
have dropped over the edge of the earth this time... "the sorriest bunch
of cocksuckers ever to sell out the First Amendment" or suggesting that
"the only reason to run for Congress these days is to suck the lobbyists'
dicks and fuck the people who sent you there," ....any more than I care
for the language you shitheads have forced me to use in this
essay...Let's talk about this fucking indecent language bullshit.