From: Rick Osborne <osborne@gateway.grumman.com>
Date: Fri, 20 Sep 1996 16:28:47 +0800
To: cypherpunks@toad.com
Subject: CNET Digital Dispatch  Vol. 2 No. 38
Message-ID: <3.0b19.32.19960920021220.0050fc50@gateway.grumman.com>
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This week's c|net digital dispatch had the following top ten list.  For
number 8, did they mean DES or is the EDS something I'm not aware of.  I
figure it has to be because what does DES have to do with chat rooms?

>9. TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES WON'T TAKE
>PLACE ON THE WEB
>
>10. Kemp would fight with Dole over who gets to
>    "quarterback" the keyboard.
>9. Oops: Gore plugged information superhighway cable
>   into White House central vacuum system.
>8. Perot's crack team of EDS hackers would get him
>   in somehow.
>7. Hotwired editors say presidential candidates not
>   hip enough.
>6. Hillary doesn't let the President in ANY chat rooms.
>5. Debate commission insists: event must be on Prodigy.
>4. Bill Gates owns the rights to online debates.
>3. Dole's Selectric won't connect to the Net.
>2. Chelsea is using the White House PC to write a
>   book report.
>1. In cyberspace, no one can feel your pain.


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Rick Osborne                     osborne@gateway.grumman.com
"The universe doesn't give you any points for doing things that are easy."