From: Black Unicorn <unicorn@schloss.li>
Date: Mon, 25 Nov 1996 22:09:40 -0800 (PST)
To: Rick Osborne <osborne@gateway.grumman.com>
Subject: [Noise] Re: Need info on non-OS specific random functions (pref C++)
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On Mon, 25 Nov 1996, Rick Osborne wrote:

> Rick Osborne / osborne@gateway.grumman.com / Northrop Grumman Corporation
> -------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
> A: Two.  One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with
> brightly colored machine tools.

The correct answer is:

A fish.

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