From: dlv@bwalk.dm.com (Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM)
Date: Wed, 22 Jan 1997 16:02:37 -0800 (PST)
To: cypherpunks@toad.com
Subject: Re: Airport security [no such thing]
In-Reply-To: <199701220355.TAA17584@toad.com>
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Nurdane Oksas <oksas@asimov.montclair.edu> writes:

>
> On Sun, 19 Jan 1997, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
>
> > Nurdane Oksas <oksas@asimov.montclair.edu> writes:
> >
> > > On Sat, 18 Jan 1997, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
> > > > Nurdane Oksas <oksas@asimov.montclair.edu> writes:
> > > >
> > > > > On Sat, 18 Jan 1997, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Nurdane Oksas <oksas@asimov.montclair.edu> writes:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > On Fri, 17 Jan 1997, Dale Thorn wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
> > > > > > > > > snow <snow@smoke.suba.com> writes:
> > > > > > > > > > > I say we make people fly naked and ship their stuff via U
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >     >>shudder<<
> > > > > > > > > >     No!. A clear case of the cure being worse than the dise
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Why. it might be fun - those long flight can be so boring wit
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > This one I really don't understand.  Cypherpunks lobbied heavil
> > > > > > > > the Final Solution to Spamming and flaming, now along comes the
> > > > > > > > solution to the airport security problem, and nobody's gonna go
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Guess those old, out-of-shape guys don't want anybody laughing
> > > > > > > > Besides, they can put all the clothes in the same plane's bagga
> > > > > > > > compartment.  And planes have those little blankets and pillows
> > > > > > > > so what's the problem?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 	Cold temps...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > What can naked people do to keep warm???
> > > > >
> > > > > 	steal blankets from nearby passenger..
> > > >
> > > > I once saw a movie where they had a heroin (or cocaine?) processing lab
> > > > and everybody was supposed to work naked so it would be hard to steal
> > > > some of the product. Of course in the movie all the employees were good
> > > > looking women (Oksas would have been the big star!).
> > >
> > > 	Thank you for the complement;  You've only seen me with clothes :)
> >
> > I can tell.
> >
> > > 	Would you like to share my blanket?
> >
> > Sure!  A true gentleman (like me) is always ready, willing, and able to sha
> > a security blanket with a lady.
>
> 	I am very embarassed...
> >
> > "Something nekkid's in the air!"
> >
> 	i think i am in trouble ;)

We better start encrypting stuff before we both get in trouble with Dr.MLV :-)

This reminds me of a story of one Sovok biology professor in Illinois.
His wife got a boyfriend. In addition to having real-life sex, they also
exchanged sexually explicit e-mail on AOL which she thought she erased.
One day something went wrong with her computer and she asked the husband
to fix it. He looked at the hard disk with Norton Utilities and saw 6
months worth the erased e-mail, saying things like "I can still taste
your whatever on my lips". Of course all the traffic was in Russian and
it would have served as a "Navajo talk" encryption if it weren't for
the fact that all 3 were Sovoks. The professor kicked the wife out, but
her boyfriend is married, so she's all alone now.

This proves that the masses of normal heterosexuals should be educated
and encouraged to use encryption, not just some homosexual "elite".

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Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM
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