From: Anonymous <anon@anon.efga.org>
Date: Fri, 29 Aug 1997 06:40:51 +0800
To: cypherpunks@toad.com
Subject: Fade to Black... The Sequel
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ILoveAHappyEndindMonger wrote:
> John Smith wrote:
> > A Japanese man holes up in his house and shoots at those who try to
> > take him away.  A Caucasian man outside shoots back, fearing that the
> > Japanese is a spy, whose information will lead to Japanese victory in
> > the war.  Both men are shooting, both fear for their lives.  And in
> > each case, the fear could arguably be justified, based on the
> > information available to each man at the time.
 
> A black man holes up in his car, shooting at a white cop wearing the
> same uniform as the guy who shoved a toilet plunger up his ass the
> day before.
> The cop shoots back, fearing that the black man is a drug dealer who
> will molest his children, plant a bomb on an airplane, and evade
> taxes.
> Both men are shooting, both fear for their lives, and both hate
> what the other man represents in their mind and life experience
> and would like to see him dead.
> 
> The Jap picks them both off, from a rooftop, and lives happily
> ever after.

A black cop with a toilet plunger up his ass shoots himself.

ILoveAHappyEndingTooMonger