From: Jonathan Wienke <JonWienk@ix.netcom.com>
Date: Mon, 17 Nov 1997 18:16:22 +0800
To: cypherpunks@toad.com
Subject: Re: Politically Correct Riding Hood
In-Reply-To: <199711162222.QAA29767@wire.insync.net>
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At 05:51 PM 11/16/97 EST, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
>Eric Cordian <emc@wire.insync.net> writes:
>>
>> Author Unknown (to me at least) but it fits in well with our current
>> discussion of how not to offend various minority groups.
>>
>> -----
>>
>> There once was a young person named Little Red Riding Hood who lived
>...
>
>This is the first story in a very funny little book called _Politically
Correct
>Bedtime Stories: Modern Tales for Our Life & Times_ by james Finn Garner,
>Macmillann, ISBN 0-02-542730-X, *** (C) 1994 by James Finn Garner ***.
>
>I also have his _Once Upon a More Enlightened Time: More Politically Correct
>Bedtime Stories_, Macmillan, ISBN 0-02-860419-9.  Both highly recommended.

Yeah, but the story in Garner's book didn't end with
>"I feel your pain," said the Wolf, and he patted the woodchopper on
>his firm, well padded ass, gave a little belch, and said, "Do you have
>any Maalox?"


Jonathan Wienke

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