From: Information Security <guy@panix.com>
Date: Thu, 12 Feb 1998 05:46:49 -0800 (PST)
To: cypherpunks@toad.com
Subject: Dr. Dimento again
Message-ID: <199802121346.IAA14820@panix2.panix.com>
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It's time for "ASK GUY ANYTHING"!

   >   From Doctor Net Twinkie <dlv@bwalk.dm.com> Thu Feb 12 08:23:31 1998
   >   To: cypherpunks@toad.com
   >   
   >   I am a pathetic old fart who is outwitted even by "retards" these days.
   >   
   >   What is wrong with me?
   >
   >   ---
   >    
   >   Dr. Doctor Net Twinkie KOTM
   >   Brighton Beach Boardwalk BBS, Forest Hills, N.Y.: +1-718-261-2013, 14.4Kbps

GUY RESPONDS:

Dear Twinkie,

The problem is you no longer have all that good white creamy stuff.

It's solidified...you are literally hard-headed now.

You can't even...

: Subject: Re: Changing to Moderated Cypherpunks -- How?
: From: dlv@bwalk.dm.com (Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM)
: Date: Thu, 05 Feb 98 19:25:52 EST
: 
: Guy Polis thinks that anyone smarter than him (and that's 99.99% of the
: population) is my tentacle.

...think of a new insult...

: Subject:      Re: Homosexual anti-Semite Peter Vorobieff is forging cancels for our articles again!!1!
: From:         Rabbi Shlomo Ruthenberg <shlomo@bwalk.dm.com>
: Date:         1997/05/06
: Newsgroups:   news.admin.net-abuse.policy
: 
: To homosexual anti-semites like Peter Vorobieff and Dan Koroleff,
: anyone smarter than them must be a "kike" - and this means 99.99%
: of the population.

You haven't had an original thought in a decade.

To get things CRANKing again, take a sledgehammer
and pound yourself in the head until it is a nice
soft consistency.

You'll feel much better.

YOU'RE WELCOME!
---guy

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