From: "Dr. Zeus" <zeus@alt.net>
Date: Fri, 27 Mar 1998 07:24:42 -0800 (PST)
To: toto@sk.sympatico.ca
Subject: Re: Youwon'thave?To?Totokickaroundanymore...
In-Reply-To: <35170F43.2C65@sk.sympatico.ca>
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Toto wrote:
> 
> sincethedeathofGomez,myunclehashadadrinkinhishandconstantly,exceptwhen
> hehasdroppeditonhiskeyboard,fuckingitupandmakingitdostrangethings,suchas
> nolongermakingspacesappearwhenhepressesthespacekey,whichisnormally
> calledsomethingelse,however,Ican'ttellyouwhatitscalled,sincethekeyusedtospell
> itdoesn'twork,either.
> (hint,veavsi&vutthead,vadvoy-vadvoy-whatcha-gonna-do,whatchagonnadowhen
> theycomeforyou?,iputthequestionmarkinvyhittingtherightenterkey...)
> tousetheshiftkeyIhavetotypeanextraletter,sincetheshiftkey,leftone,doesadelete-
> vackspacevevoreaddingtheshiftedcharacter.
> thedeathofgomez,whichhappenedwhenthe?N?S?A-?C?I?A?(therightshiftkey
> addsaquestionmarkveforeaddingtheshiftedcharacter)
> 
> writingthisislikewhatmyuncletellsmeavoutveingonlsd,hee-hee...
> couldsomeonesendthisto-villg-at-microsoft.com,please,sinceican't
> typeayou-know-what-inthecccolonfield?(iputthatquestionmarkinvyhitting
> the?keywithoutdoingashiftkey--also,ifiguredoutthatthe'v'key,youknowwhich
> oneimean,doesa'control-v',sinceittriestomakethecharacters'vold'wheni
> hititvymistake.
> andcoulddavesmithputthisonhissightasprologue-numverslash0.?(thenumver
> onekeydoesn'tworkeither,vuticanputaquestionmarkattheendofasentence
> andthenuseparenthesiswhilesavingakeystrokevecausethekeyvoardputs
> the?inautomaticallywheniusetherightshiftkey.
> itisreallyweirdtypingthisstuffwithakeyvoardthatdoesthingsthatarenotdone
> thewaythatmyvrainandfingersarewired.ivetthatificouldputspacesinthis,
> thateveryonewouldthinkthatjohnyoungwaswritingit.
> 
> anyway,ifanyofyouarereally,reallystoned,sostillreadingthisvecauseyou
> understanditanddon'tseeanythingoddavoutit,couldyoudoakeywordsearch
> inyahoomountaindeworsomeothersearchengineforaprogramthatletsa
> personcustomizethekeyvoardsothattheycanusedifferentkeystomakethe
> charactersthatdon'tworkonthiskeyvoard,andsenditvyemailto-toto-at-the
> addresswhereallthespamvullshitandcrapolatothecypherpunkslistcomes
> from?--iamaskingyoutodothisvecausehefuckedupmycomputer,2.
> myuncleisjustanoldvrokendowndrunkenasshole,vuticanfixhiscomputer
> ifigetakeyvoardcustomizingprogram,sothanksifyoucansendit.
> 
> ifsomeonecoulddothis,theniwouldpromisetoquitaskingthecypherpunks
> womeniftheyarewearingpanties--i'mlying,vuti'mjustakid...
> ok,vuticouldofferyouavlow-jovifyoudoit,fromoneofvianca'schild-girl
> apprentices,althoughtheywillkillmewhentheyreadthis...
> 
> ok,i'mgoingnow,vutihopesomeonewillsendmeaprogramthatwill
> helpmefixmyuncle'scomputer,evenifhewilluseittospamyourmailing
> listwithstuffthatyoushouldvelisteningto,exceptthathemakesitsothat
> youcan'tunderstandwhathe'ssayingunlessyoureallydoputacorkin
> yourassholesothatyoucanquitthinkinglikeasheeple.
> 
> thanks,
> humangus-peter
> ?(anotherguywhosendsyoushitthatyouwishpeoplewouldstopsending
> toyourmailinglist,eventhoughithinkyouguysarecool,eventhegrouchy
> onesliketimmayandthespookyguyslikekentcrispinwhowouldprovavly
> veacircleofeunuchsguyiftheyweren'twatchinghimsoclose--he'sstill
> alive,likedalethorn.?)
> isn'titcoolhowiautomaticallygetaquestionmarkveforetheparenthesis,and
> canmakeaquestionmarkwithoutusingtheshiftkey?
> pps-ifyoudon'tunderstandsemiotics,thentherearekidsinsaskatchewan
> whoaresmarterthanyou,evenifyouknowavoutplutoniumdecayratesand
> wheretheyellowwiregoes.
> i'llquitveforeyouthinki'mascrazyasmyuncle.
> ppps-i'malwaysaskingpeoplewhopostfrom?A?(h?)?O?Liftheyarewearing
> panties,vuttheydon'tgetthejoke,andi'mnotsurethatido,either,vuti'mgoing
> tokeepondoingit.
> pppps-anarchistusedeltekeys,they'reimmortalcypherpunks...

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