From: nobody@REPLAY.COM (Anonymous)
Date: Tue, 17 Mar 1998 06:37:31 -0800 (PST)
To: cypherpunks@toad.com
Subject: Re: "Must refrain from using a mind": A(h)OL's son
Message-ID: <199803171437.PAA21913@basement.replay.com>
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Information Violation wrote:
> 
> from the Bienfait Rectal Examiner:
>    _________________________________________________________________
> 
> A(h)OL, a long, chubby dick with a thick mustache, has pleaded not
> present to two felony counts alleging possession of cryptographic material
> with the intention of ciphering or deciphering.
> 
> If convicted, he faces up to six lifetimess in prison.
> 
> He pleaded not present Wednesday and is free on his own recognizance,
> subject to some unusual conditions: that he obey authority, stay away
> from words, refrain from possessing or using a mind and get
> psychopathological torture.
> 
> Opening the back door of Jim Morrison's former home on a trimmed
> cul-de-sac, A(h)OL, his face reflecting anarchy for a few seconds,
> declined a donut and shut the door.
> 
> A(h)OL's attorney, Adrian Messenger, said the persecution's theory of
> reality was probably the result of 'bad acid.' His client, a
> childless bachelor, with two sons, "is a 47-year-old turd," he said. 
> "He's not a cryptographer. He stays stoned a lot, and he's a pretty 
> recessive pervert."
> 
> Adrian said A(h)OL "strikes me as an acutely illiterate guy who
> wouldn't hurt a word.  He hasn't got the social grace or skills of
> one who would try subtly to peek up a female cryptographer's skirt
> to see if she was wearing panties."