From: Anonymous <nobody@lo14.wroc.pl>
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1998 10:35:40 -0700 (PDT)
To: cypherpunks@toad.com
Subject: Re: Man Sex
Message-ID: <fef31425ad48aef8355c3a1a160e7a1c@anonymous>
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Interstate 95 wrote:
> SEX(1)              EUNUCH Programmer's Manual             SEX(1)
> 
> NAME
>        sex -- have sex
> 
> SYNOPSIS
>        sex [options] ...  [username] ...
> 
> DESCRIPTION
>        sex allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
>        fied in the command line.  If no users are specified, they
>        are  taken  from the LOVERS environment variable.  Options
>        to make things more interesting are as follows:
> 
>        -a     external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option
> 
etc,

Lets see ...

# sex -monica
processing ...
-m masochism ...
-o oral ...
-n necrophilia ...
-i coitus interruptus ...
-c chocolate sauce option
-a external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option

Close, but no cigar.