From: "John C" <pleontks@hotmail.com>
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1998 08:14:30 +0800
To: Yankee1428@aol.com
Subject: Fwd: How true this is
Message-ID: <19981106233653.27724.qmail@hotmail.com>
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it's rare that i do this...

>>Perfect Days
>>
>>
>>The Perfect Day For HER
>>
>>8:15	Wakeup to hugs & kisses
>>8:30	Weigh in 5lb lighter than yesterday
>>8:45	Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice & croissants
>>9:15	Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil
>>10:00	Light work out at club with handsome, funny personal trainer
>>10:30	Facial, manicure, shampoo & comb out
>>12:00	Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
>>12:45	Notice ex-boyfriends wife, she has gained 30lbs
>>13:00	Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
>>15:00	Nap
>>16:00	3 dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer
>>16:15	Light work out at club, followed by gentle massage
>>17:30	Pick out outfit for dinner, primp before mirror
>>19:30	Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing
>>22:00	Hot shower (alone)
>>22:30	Make love
>>23:00	Pillow talk, light touching & cuddling
>>23:15	Fall asleep in his big strong arms
>>
>>
>>The perfect day for HIM
>>
>>6:00	Alarm
>>6:15	Blowjob
>>6:30	Massive shit, while reading sports section of paper
>>7:00	Breakfast, Fillet mignon & eggs, toast & coffee
>>7:30	Limo arrives
>>7:45	Vodka Bloody Mary en route to airport
>>8:15	Private Jet to Augusta, Georgia (en route Coffee, Cigar & Wall
>>St Journal)
>>9:30	Limo to Augusta National Golf Club
>>9:45	Front nine holes at Augusta (2 under par)
>>11:45	Lunch, 2 dozen oysters on the half shell, 3 Hienekens
>>12:15	Blowjob
>>12:30	Back nine holes at Augusta (4 under par)
>>14:15	Limo back to airport (Vodka Martini)
>>14:30	Private Jet, Augusta to Nassau, Bahamas (nap)
>>15:15	Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female (topless) crew
>>16:30	Land world record light tackle Marlin (1249lbs)
>>17:00	Jet back home, massage & hand job en route by naked Elle
>>Macpherson
>>18:45	Shit, shave & shower
>>19:00	Watch CNN newsflash: Clinton resigns, Hillary and Al Gore farm
>>animal sex video released.
>>19:30	Dinner, Lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1963), 20oz New York
>>Steak
>>21:00	Wild Turkey & Cuban cigar
>>21:30	Sex with three women
>>23:00	Massage & Jacuzzi
>>23:45	Bed (alone)
>>23:50	12 second, 4 note fart, dog leaves room
>>23:55	Sleep


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