From: Anonymous <nobody@replay.com>
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1998 22:05:00 +0800
To: cypherpunks@toad.com
Subject: No Subject
Message-ID: <199812211329.OAA25839@replay.com>
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The Ministry of Information announces the following:

In order to ensure domestic tranquility and the maximum 
protection of human rights by reducing crimes against humanity, 
be it enacted that

- There shall be no whispering in public; you should have nothing 
to hide unless you are a criminal

- You may not walk or gather in groups of two or more; such gathering 
is an indication that you may be conspiring to commit some illegal act

- You may not have locks on your house; you should have nothing that you 
are keeping from the collective

- You are not to draw the blinds or curtains in your house; law-abiding 
citizens have nothing to hide

- All future voting will be by voice vote before the General Assembly; you 
will also proclaim your support for the Party before casting your vote

- You will not think.  Free thought is for those that conspire against the 
righteous government

- You will not associate with the Cypherpunks; they are enemies of those that 
would oppress you

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